Score: 10

"you have saved christmas."

submission: Christmas Advent Calendar

date: December 2, 2009

My xmas was going to be bleak and sad until i saw your cartoon and now i will have the best xmas ever from now on every year because of you.

You bring the real xmas spirit in even the grinchest of all of us.

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 8

"The Master approves and so does the worm"

submission: FUCK SMBZ 8

date: November 3, 2009

an effective smear campaign and unfortunately everyword of it is the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Alvin earthworm is nothing special in fact he only makes these bellow mediocre sprite movies already done a million times over by much more talented thieves.

There are almost millions of sprite movies done way better than marioballz but it only stands out because it has a strange title rather than it being any good.

Certainly a combo of mario and dragonballz will stand out but it is in noway original or in the least imaginative.

The combination of pre existing copyrighted creative endeavors with already established fanbases insures the success of those shitty movies regardless of quality.

There basically fanfilms but only they actually get sponsored on newgrounds instead a far superior piece of work but i have accepted this as the norm and ussually ignore popular culture for this reason.

Since you find true happiness in actually searching out those better movies with your best effort forward.

The whole collab itself is a great way to piss off the very same fanbase of alvin earthworm.

His fanbase for the most part is the exact opposite of intelligent people just look at there foolish reviews of screams of epic win and other forms of internet speak.

There might be an intelligent fan in there but it is overwhelmed but the babble from the more stupid parts.

Genderless hooker's part was on of many of my personal favorite parts in the entire collab.

I would have compressed the collab's filesize to leave room for many more parts since there is a lot to work with here.

Nothing that i would call great but it was entertaining none the less.

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 10

"Snawsball your a man of many talents"

submission: Dufflebag Dud

date: October 27, 2009

I've always gotten a kick out of drawing style it actually one of the few distinct drawing styles on this very website.

The movie itself could have been a little bit longer since there seems to be more stuff screaming to get out.

The great thing about snawsball is that he is man without compromise, a man of ingenuity and most of all a man of integrity.

He shown us the in justice of websites that fail teach would be terrorists how to properly wire bombs.

The columbine kids only wanted to blow up there school to protect the world against the evil contained columbine high school.

The high school undead inhabits columbine high and unforentually the zombies bit cho and caused virginia tech.

In otherwords a fine addition to the columbine collab.

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 0

"Complete crap and a very cliched anime spoof"

submission: Girlchan in Paradise Ep2

date: September 1, 2009

While a lot of anime has really shoddy and subpar animation they tend to hide it by changing camera angles every few seconds or so.

You almost nailed that aspect of anime but a lot of the shots linger too long to hide your flawed animation.

You did make use of live action camera angles much in the same way as anime typically does but unforgivably i found this parody to be very unfunny.

I see comedies all the time not laugh once but at least it entertained me but here this movie was painfully boring and stupid.

First of all it lacked the very ambition the first girl chan had and deployed a humor style of a joke every 2 seconds.

I actually would have prefered seeing a stupid metal gear awesome, adventure island awesome, mario awesome, whatever and i hate those movies with a passion but at least those movies don't drag on and on.

This kinda comedy will only work when it is done in a subtle serious looking way or at least an all attack on some of formulas and conventions of shonen anime.

It's obvious that while you did attack formulas and conventions of shonen anime it was more of in a easy to shallow form that is safe bullshit for the average anime nerd.

I get the impression with this spoof that you love anime but the best anime parodies give off a strong vibe that the author hates anime and hates the fans of anime ever more.

There was a chance to do new jokes but you wasted that chance by repeating the same jokes that shown an already postive reaction from the first girl chan.

This turns your parody into a hypocrite since your making fun of recycling of material for the sake of the easily pleased fanbase.

This shows your lack of ambition making this and hence making this sequel completely contrived and forced.

1 star out of 4 stars

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 6

"Great and highly orignal but drop the cliches."

submission: Tarboy

date: August 24, 2009

The graphics looked cool and frankly were amazing but on the other hand the storyline was rather subpar because of all the cliches tossed into this movie.

but to be fair it was much more original than the average newgrounds movie and it pains me to say this stuff because while it looked cool and the premise was highly original it still had a few bad movie cliches in there such as the grand father telling there kid the movies storyline for example.

You put all this effort into fine tuning the graphics so why not take even more extra to fine tune the story some more to iron out all the cliches because you obviously have an imagination.

In closing way above average using newgrounds standards in fact i wouldn't be surprised if it ended up in the top 50 of all times but i still think the writing could have been better.

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 10

"This is basically dailytoons under a new name"

submission: Syndication Ep. 1

date: August 6, 2009

This is very good and even the small bit of shitty parts were interesting to see in there as well.

I just watched it as a playall button and it worked so well as a collective movie rather than viewing each and everyone of them by themselves.

This is basically a lot like an expermental film to me and to be honest i'm shocked that you all bothered to make anything at all because from what i seen of the ss fourms most of you just sit there and talk at your fourms.

This is quite the ambitious endeavor but i would recommend scraping the intro on episode 2 so that it doesn't end up becoming formulaic.

I've seen past dailytoon seasons reuse the same intro over and over again and frankly it gets a little boring.

I understand all the effort that goes into making it but the reason the dailytoons were so successful and remain successful even now is because it has constant variety and deviant from formulas of what everyone is doing.

You have every right to reuse the intro all you want but in my opinion recycling the same intro no matter how good will change into mediocrity due to predictably.

mediocre is a commonly misused word in a lot of reviews because when i see it applied they really mean your bellow average.

Mediocre just doesn't really work as an insult nor does it work as praise since it is only meeting your audiences expectations.

But this is only an intro and i can take it or leave it but everything else such as the collection of movies actually exceeded my expectations.

I was honestly only expecting a lot of goofy spam but it was actually only a little bit of goofy spam mixed with different types of creations in different styles there was even some photography in there.

I would like to see more people using these dailytoons as a chance to improve there craft such as the different animaters and especially the photographer because while it was beautifully shot footage there is still room for improvements for any kind of craftsmenship.

I would be interested in seeing another mixed bag of flash animation, traditional animation, film, video, digtial, whatever because it gives exposure to talented people but on the down side it gives exposure to talentless hacks as well but you have to take the good with the bad to get the great.

Keep this series going and welcome to the digital revolution baby.

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 10

"Very good work of transgression"

submission: Michael Jackson's End

date: July 14, 2009

Amazing how so many people here that would have laughed at this movie when Micheal Jackson alive are suddenly growing a sense of morality.

Why must we be respectful when someone is dead but when there alive it is all up for grabs to just be a jerk.

I personally feel it is inappropriate either way and both have to be acceptable in not just this culture but all cultures that say it has freedom of speech.

all cultures are more likely to put up with something gross than with a piece of work that is cruel.

The finished result is impulsive, primitive and very well crafted in fact this is the very kind of things that test the limits of both freedom of speech and the tolerance of your audience.

People will likely bash on this for morality reasons but will clearly mix this up for bashing it for poor craftsmenship.

The craftsmenship is an example of some of the best stuff seen on newgrounds itself and if there wasn't so many moral fags judging on morality reasons than this would share a spot with equally well crafted movies on the newgrounds portal.

When it comes to comedy there is no such thing as limits and the second you try to impose limits than it is no longer comedy but an unfunny mess.

If micheal Jackson was a alive today he would have voted 0 but that's a reason it makes it all the more great because i neved liked that bastard anyways.

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 10

"Lmao now this is how a pico day should be done"

submission: Pico's Adventure

date: July 14, 2009

This is an excellent parody of the pico movies and it also happens to be something that i would picture to annoy the general newgrounds public.

This is extremely funny and rather trppy.

Keep em comming catoble i love you.

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 10

"This was an even better game than the first."

submission: @@@@@ rabi sotry 2 @@@@@

date: July 13, 2009

while this is a great game on it's own i would have preferred to see some more material in there.

The game itself is hilarious in these little chapters but i would picture these installments going over better if they were combined.

The first rabi sotry was a lot of fun and this sequel was even better than the first one but there are a few bugs to work with sound but other than that it was awesome.

The misspelling is comical because it takes a bit of imagination to figure out the point it was trying to get across but as instructions they were not as effective as the first installment of rabi sotry.

I could very well seeing a game like this taking newgrounds by storm but when it's released in these tiny installments it's chances are not as high but combine the engines to make one big game and it'll go over a whole lot better.

I would be interesting in seeing more levels of rabi sotry very soon because this is the spam at it's best.

4 stars out of 4 stars

-PowerRangerYELLOW

Score: 10

"Maybe i have weird taste but i loved this"

submission: @@@@@@ rabi sotry @@@@@@

date: June 18, 2009

The crudely done drawings were fitting to the game and it was a little addicting playing this game but it lacked the option to fight that other bunny to move onto the next level.

The music on the game was hilarious and added another layer of humor to this already funny game.

The premise was great, the crappy drawings added a lot to the table in fact it was fitting to this sort of submission but it needed more levels.

Maybe this review will be marked useless because i liked it and seen a lot of potential in this but even still this game needs more levels and use a few of comrade jack's suggestions.

but other than all that this game is awesome.

-PowerRangerYELLOW